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ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”
goatforsaken
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catholic pez
you aren’t 6 feet away if they’re just dropping it into your hand. use this instead.
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i don’t know much about filmmaking but i do know this
directors who focus on hands: knows about the tender language of touch, can show you painful emotional distance between two people, can rightfully articulate the true soul-crushing enormity of yearning
directors who focus on bare feet: need to be hunted for sport and shot on sight
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people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them
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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
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I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.
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